do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
This needs to be a Fall Out Boy song or something
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look I terror on their face.
Dads Dragged Along to a One Direction Concert
i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
corbin bleu’s hair got less and less excited as the years went on
just like life