katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

image

stateofdusk:

I really wish i had someone to cuddle with right now

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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