Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
I really wish i had someone to cuddle with right now
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
the game is evolving too quickly
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.