slapmytitties:

such a tragic story

eat-pray-squart:

eat-pray-squart:

what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

image

i was going to say concealer..

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*


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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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stateofdusk:

I really wish i had someone to cuddle with right now

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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