jazzchat:

banksy strikes again

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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